Worker: "Oh, is that your helper?
"Wow. I need to find myself a helper like that."
(Laughs) "You'll have to talk to your boss, then. She's my boss' daughter."
"Really? Well, I'd rather look at her all day than have to look at you."
As I walk briskly through life with open eyes and mind, observing all, experiencing much, and embracing the excellent...