The young librarian behind the counter stopped a young couple as they walked into the door.
"Excuse me...did you see a girl outside in a blue sweater?"
"Oh. Because she came in here and handed me a piece of paper and said her friend was interested in me. I need to tell her I'm not actually interested in girls right now. Yeah, I'm like actually interested in boys. I was badly burned by my ex-girlfriend a long time ago, so now I'm interested in boys. I think she needs to know that."
Some things you never expect to hear in a small town library...