"A side of mayonnaise please."
"May I have a to-go box?"
"We'd like separate checks."
"Can you split that for us?"
"You're sure we'll get separate checks?"
"I'm sorry...It's just taking too long."
"When was this building built?"
"I'd like some more onions."
After two hours of requests like the above today, one customer stopped me and said,
"You're doing a good job. Thank-you."
I thought she was the most beautiful person in the world.