Here is a running tab of the advice I've received so far from well meaning people when they hear I'm leaving for college.
"Don't get into trouble." (Me? Never.)
"Don't drink jungle juice." (I don't think I would ever consider doing something that gross.)
"I won't tell you to watch out for guys. That means you'll have to look. Just STAY AWAY FROM THEM." (Is that possible in college?)
"Come back soon." (In this instance, I think 'soon' is an entirely relative term.)
"Stay away from the bad side of town." (Shucks, that's exactly where I was going to go first!)
"Have fun." (I thoroughly intend to do so.)